don’t buy colgate whitening toothpaste
it says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days
15 days have come and gone
and i am still asian
I think people spend too much time staring into screens and not enough time drinking wine, tongue kissing, and dancing under the moon.
I AM LITERALLY IN LOVE WITH A FICTIONAL CHARACTER AND IT’S NOT EVEN A JOKE ANYMORE.
you dont need someone to treat you like you’re perfect and free from flaws, you need someone who will treat you like you’re human and love you even though you mess up and use up all the hot water and put the empty milk carton back in the fridge by accident